Muscle Tank — "I’m Not Gay, It’s My Butthole That Is" Funny Pride Statement Tank

This lightweight muscle tank brings a bold, cheeky voice to relaxed summer days and casual hangouts. The soft, pre-shrunk fabric and retail fit drape cleanly over the shoulders, while the sleeveless cut keeps you cool during backyard barbecues, pride events, or weekend errands. A playful, retro-style text design sits on the chest with colorful, layered lettering that reads as a confident, humorous statement — worn by people who favor loud laughs and unfiltered self-expression. The construction includes side seams for lasting shape and a tear-away label for scratch-free comfort, so the tank looks and feels great from morning coffee to late-night social runs.

Product features
- Soft, pre-shrunk fabric that maintains fit after washing
- Retail fit with clean lines and structured drape
- Side seams for improved shape retention
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Sleeveless muscle cut for cool, casual wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean